Marriage Bites The Movie!
Trying to Save a Town from
Vampires!
In a desperate attempt to reignite their stale romance, Martin and Linda embark on a mission to revitalize their 'till-death-do-us-part' marriage. But their efforts hit a snag when Martin is unexpectedly bitten by a vampire, turning their marital woes into a bloody, hilarious nightmare. Now, as Martin wrestles with a sudden craving for necks. Linda must trade in her self-help books for "Vampires for Dummies". They'll test every ridiculous vampire theory in the book, all while trying to protect their unsuspecting town from an undead uprising and keep their relationship from truly going to hell in a handbasket... or coffin.
Join Martin and Linda on their uproarious journey to save their marriage and their town.
Stuck in a boring office job and a stale marriage, Martin just hopes for anything to change or get better. Well, one out of two isn’t bad! Once bitten by a vampire, Martin will have to figure out how to not only control his fangs, his appetite for blood and his wife, but how to stay alive! Maybe it’s time to retire from his job???
Experience a fresh take on vampire lore mixed with relationship humor.
Dive Into the Enigmatic World of 'Marriage Bites The Movie'
Linda had always yearned for a life that was anything but boring, and boy, did she hit the jackpot! One fateful night, after wishing for a dash of excitement, her husband waltzed in with a new twist—he was now a vampire! Gone were the days of mundane doctor appointments and school drop-offs; now, she found herself sprinting for her life from the undead while desperately trying to keep her sanity intact—and her marriage from going up in flames.